Tuesday, April 13, 2010

A Riddle

What's black, blue and sore all over?

Me! 

Well, I was really sore last week.  Not so much now.  But I'm still black and blue.  There's too many bruises to count.  Kinda like connect the dots on my body.  And I've bled several times.  But it's always been the same spot.  You ever get carpet burn on your elbow.  That's what I have.  And I keep reopening it.  This evening I was bleeding thru my bandaid and onto the equipment.  Good times!

I added more marks today.  I was punching without gloves.  Now my knuckles are real pretty.  I sound like a real bad a$$, huh!  Really, I'm not.

It's all down hill from here.  I'll be home before you know it!  The husband is going to wonder what I've been up to when he sees me!

10 comments:

Dee said...

Make hubby kiss youir boo boos.

Goodwife said...

I feel for your knuckles girl, cuz I know what it's like to hit a bag without gloves! That hurts!

Growing Up A Country Girl said...

Wow you are taking this real serious -- black and blue and no gloves punching a bag :) Bet you are counting down those days to get back home!

Lil Mama said...

what in the heck are you up to? It sounds like a day with a toddler. Or a date with The Hunter.

Marge in Michigan said...

What in the world do you do in your job? Do you work for a fitness club? I have no idea...because I haven't been reading your blog for very long. My goodness, I can't imagine being "beaten up" like that!

Maria said...

I cringed at the carpet burn, I hate carpet burn. I always read your blog and don't think I've caught what you do either, I've been trying not to be nosey but now curiosity has got the best of me, do tell if you can.

Linda said...

You go Girl! Show 'em what Country Girls are made of;-)

Foxterriermom said...

Pictures, or it didn't happen!!!!

Faithful said...

carpet burns? bare knuckled jabs?? ..remind me not to run into you in a dark alley! I knew you were a tuff cookie!

Vaquerogirl said...

What are you up to anyway?
Crazy M Buckers wrestling?
Blonde Texas Honeys Boxing Club?
Oh I know-
Rodeo Wives Tea Circle?
Give it up- we gotta know!