Well, kinda. Several of y'all inquired as to my profession and what the heck I am doing. Can't really tell you what I do because of security reasons. You know, if I tell ya, I'll have to kill ya stuff. :-)
However, part of my job is teaching defensive tactics to others. I am getting my national certification right now. Thus all the bruises. I'm sure that answers all your questions, right?
But guess what....two days and I'll be home! Yippee!!