Where Have I Been?

We didn't float away. We're you beginning to wonder? Did you even notice I've been gone? Okay, don't answer that!

I went on a little work retreat in the Texas Hill Country. The husband had to be a bachelor for a whole three days! More importantly, he was unsupervised for THREE days! However, I arrived to find him intact along with everything and everyone else.

So my work meeting was held in a very nice upscale resort called Horseshoe Bay. The landscaping was the most impressive part of the place. It was beautiful. Like you were in a tropical paradise in the middle of Texas. Very cool.

A face reader was at the training. He says you can tell everything you need to know about a person by their face. I finally got the courage to have him read mine. Here's what he said about me:

I think I'm always right. (pa-shaw)

I don't take criticism well. (whatever)

I'm very hard on myself. (who isn't)

I get bored easily. (what, are you still talking to me?)

I need a creative outlet. (okie dokie)

I exude authority. (that's right mister!)

And I have movie star cheek bones so I'm noticed more than others. (you can't see it but I'm doing my beauty pageant wave.)

It was really amazing. So much so, I bought his book. Gonna try to learn some face reading techniques.

Learned some good stuff but was happy to get home. The husband and kids welcomed me at the gate. I think they missed me a little bit.