Saturday, December 6, 2008

Miss Crazy M Ranch 2008

Big doin's at the ranch last night. We held our first annual Miss Crazy M Ranch pageant. All the cows were a buzz with the thought of being crowned Miss Crazy M. The barn was packed when the festivities began.


After several rounds of competition, it was down to the top two, Ruby Sue and Mudpie.


Ruby Sue



Mudpie


They had stunned the audience in the talent portion (Ruby Sue burped the alphabet and Mudpie mooed a revised classic called Who Let the Cows Out) so it was no surprise they were the ones to beat.


They each were given a current events question to help determine the winner.

Ruby Sue's question was: The administration of the nation will soon change hands. What do you hope will transpond from the change?

Ruby Sue's answer: "ummm..........World Peace!"

Mudpie's question was: The nation's economy is currently in a negative slide. What would you suggest to people in an effort to make it through these trying times?

Mudpie's answer: "I would suggest everyone become a vegetarian. Plant a garden. I will even fertilize it for you!"

The crowd erupted in applause. By the reaction from the audience, there was a clear favorite. However, it was up to the Judges to make the final decision.




There was a lot of headbutting going on by the Judges but a winner was chosen.


And the winner is.....................




Ruby Sue!


The crowd was stunned. They couldn't believe Mudpie was beaten out. The grumbles grew louder and louder. How could this have happened? But then, the realization hit them.

Of course Ruby Sue won. She has.......


well.....


BIG TEETS!



17 comments:

carrielt said...

HAHAHAHAH! That is such a wonderful post. I was giggling the whole time! Us big chested girls know how to use our assets! :)

I think Mudpie is very pretty. I love her smokey color!

I'm having a give-away so drop by if you have time!

LadyFi said...

Oh that was too funny! A really tree-moo-ndous post! No bull - just pure laughter! My favourite won, not because of her assets, but her colouring. However, I just can't resist Mudpie's horns - too cute how one just twists down. And what a gracious loser...

Jocelyn said...

That was hilarious!
Ruby Sue was clearly the obvious choice!
But Mud Pie had that cute horn goin on.

I am deathly afraid of cows. My FILAW is a cattle rancher and we will someday take it over. I'll have to deal with my issue eventually!

The W.O.W. factor said...

What a great way to log into blogland today!! Yours!
LOVE this pagent!
Now I know why I never won anything! hehe
..and you had the perfect opps for using your new camera, Great work!


(you hear the news about methane gas charges by the Feds?)

Lil Mama said...

Too cute!

Paige said...

you are so squirrelly--I love it

While Ruby Sue is packing here, I think Mudpie has a nice edgy look.

I am sure in the event that Ruby Sue cannot complete her duties, Mudpie will be ready to step in, right?

Vaquerogirl said...

Oh I love Ruby Sue! She has it all girl- a flashy hair coat, wicked to die for spots and miles of horn! Plus the big teets- how could she lose!

Jamie said...

I'm partial to mudpie myself...but I guess the judges now what they're talking about right?

Plowing and Sowing said...

Those male judges...

thanks for visiting my blog. My son and I really enjoyed the bucking videos.

J and J Acres said...

I thought mudpie was gonna win b/c of her horns! I didn't realize that Ruby Sue was so, uh, blessed? I think you're the first farm-type blogger I've read that has a little dirty sense of humor! :) I love it!

Pony Girl said...

That was hilarious! I wanted Ruby Sue to win! I think she is beautiful! ;)

bekah said...

hahaha thats how is always goes...

Tami said...

Oh poor little mud pie....she should have had those implants after all!

gtyyup said...

Thank you for a great mornin' wake up!! That was just so cute.

I thought Mudpie had it "in the bag" so to speak, but not enough this time!

Tatersmama said...

Thanks for the morning laugh! (morning? it's only 3:45 am here)
I had my fingers crossed for Mudpie, but it just shows that if you got 'em... flaunt 'em. Poor Mudpie. I'm not blessed either in the udders department so I understand her pain.

RanchGirl said...

Haha! Cute post!

Heather said...

It's almost a little late for a comment on this one, but I couldn't resist. Funny Funny! I was rooting for mudpie!