The Un-welcomed Guest

We're usually pretty inviting to pop-ins.  Doesn't happen very much way out in the sticks but occasionally.  Just never know what will show up at your door. About a month ago, we got a knock.  The guest came in and hung out for awhile.  Alright, no big deal, we'll deal with you for a little while then you can be on your merry way.  Well, it didn't work out like that.  Here it is nearly a month later and the guest has taken up residence.  Seriously, no one said this was a permanent situation.  Actually, I believe we asked you to leave nicely.  Nope, the guest wasn't going anywhere.  He was here to stay and cause trouble.  Okay, it appears we're going to need to take serious measures to rid you of our home.  No one comes in MY home and takes things from me.  So the fight begins.....