Wednesday, June 16, 2010

News These Days?!

This story was on the Front page of our local paper last week.  It struck me as funny.  Since there's nothing much going on here, I thought I would share.  Maybe you'll get a chuckle out of it too.  The writer was very descriptive.


Waco stripper found guilty of punching, biting fellow stripper during argument

By Erin Quinn Tribune-Herald staff writer
Wednesday June 9, 2010
 
 
Waco stripper Amber Renee Cheek was found guilty Tuesday of assault for striking another stripper in the head with a Mountain Dew bottle, punching her and biting both of her surgically enhanced breasts.
Staci Fox told the jury she was wearing only a string thong throughout the Dec. 10, 2009, brawl with Cheek at Sonny’s BYOB in Waco, said Fox’s attorney, John Hand.
At issue for the jurors: Who instigated the fight?
Testimony revealed Cheek, who is said to be in her late 20s, was trying to leave the South Loop 340 strip club before the end of her shift, Hand said. The club’s management wouldn’t give her the money she already had earned that night, testimony revealed.
Fox, who is in her early 20s, kept interrupting Cheek’s plea to leave.
Hand argued that Cheek attacked only in self-defense. The jury didn’t buy it and took about two hours to decide Cheek was guilty.
She will be sentenced at 10 a.m. today in County Court-at-Law Judge Mike Gassaway’s court.
Fox testified that she couldn’t strip anymore because of the unsightly bite marks on her breasts, Hand said.
Crime scene photos show the bite marks, located next to her tattoo of the name “Bucky.”

21 comments:

BlessedMama said...

Baahahaha.. Thanks is hilarious...Apparently they could not find any "real" news to put on the front page...That is just what I wanted to read first thing when I look at the paper too...NOT!

Thanks for sharing I needed a good chuckle!

In3Dee said...

I'm sorry, this whole "Cheek" and "Hand" got me sidetracked....

Oh, and that stripper is off her pole. ;)

Gail said...

Cheeky!

Tales from the Trails said...

Classy!!! Love it. Too funny. Only in Texas : )

lisa said...

Now that is news;)

Sydney_bitless said...

LOL that is hilarious!

fernvalley01 said...

ROFLMAO!!! too much to comment on just going to wipe the coffee off my screen and carry on!

fernvalley01 said...

Thanks for that

Kellys said...

Hey, stop it....that article is still laying on my desk....

Janet Phillips said...

haha...thanks for the laugh!

City girl turned Country Girl said...

BAHAHAHA LOL LMAO!!!! Too funny!!! Seriously...Did they need to tell of her "surgically enhanced breasts" LOL!!!

Thanks for the giggles!!

Goodwife said...

AAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Who knew that strippers needed hazardous work pay? Wonder if she had those boobs insured...............?

Lil Mama said...

Well thats some cracker-jack reporting if I ever heard it.

Denisarita said...

Well, I am just glad it wasn't "tongue in cheek" reporting.

Nicole said...

Wow... of all the things to report on... LOL... nice! It'd be funny to pick up a paper and see that story! Boy I live in a boring town!

CTG Ponies said...

Oh good grief, it feels like home. Isn't she special???

CCC said...

I'm still giggling.

Tatersmama said...

I had a great comment ready, but between wiping my eyes and mopping up my Coca Cola, I forgot what I was gonna say.
Hey... maybe she needs to add "Bite Me" right next to the "Bucky"!

Tatersmama said...

No no no! What she needs to do is have the "e" in Bite removed, and then an arrow pointing to where she was "Bit"

sanjeet said...

Thanks for sharing I needed a good chuckle!
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Vaquerogirl said...

Ok- I've recovered from the 'tongue in cheek ' retort!snort! haha!
That is HY-Sterical!