Our neighbor has five pretty solid black cows. A few months back, they started calving. But the calves don't quite look like they're suppose to. Kinda stick out like a sore thumb in the pasture.
They don't look like rodeo stock, huh? Nah!
I mean, really, what irresponsible rancher would let his bull get on the neighbor's pretty solid black cows? I have absolutely no idea what happened here. None, nope, not a clue.
Revisiting an honorable mention
4 months ago