Have y'all noticed the countdown to hotness over on the sidebar? I need to warn ya about that. I have decided to use my blog as a motivational tool. So right now, you need to open your calendar up to July 4th, 2010 and make a note. The note needs to read "LOG ON TO GIZZARDS AND CALF FRIES AT YOUR OWN RISK." Please, for your own good, do it!
On that day, there may be one something posted here that may render you blind. Or it may trigger your gag reflexes. I'm just saying, you need to be warned.
So what will be posted you're wondering? It will be a picture of me in a ...........BIKINI! Oh baby Jesus, help me!
Yep, in order to drive myself to get off my ass and get back in shape, I plan to post a picture of me in a bikini. How's that for motivation!
I've started running on my treadmill in the evenings. Settin' an hour aside for exercise. I'm not rating my success by distance, time or even weight loss. Nope, I rating it on the butt jiggle scale. That's right, how much does my butt jiggle when I start running. Right now it is a 10! That translates into my cheeks playing paddy cake with the pavement behind me. Talk about road rash!
Anyhow, there it is, my warning to you. I'll try to keep you updated on my butt jiggle. I know y'all will be dying to know how it's progressing.
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