Friday, January 1, 2010

A 2010 Warning

Have y'all noticed the countdown to hotness over on the sidebar?  I need to warn ya about that.  I have decided to use my blog as a motivational tool.  So right now, you need to open your calendar up to July 4th, 2010 and make a note.  The note needs to read "LOG ON TO GIZZARDS AND CALF FRIES AT YOUR OWN RISK."  Please, for your own good, do it!

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On that day, there may be one something posted here that may render you blind.  Or it may trigger your gag reflexes.  I'm just saying, you need to be warned.

So what will be posted you're wondering?  It will be a picture of me in a ...........BIKINI!  Oh baby Jesus, help me!

Yep, in order to drive myself to get off my ass and get back in shape, I plan to post a picture of me in a bikini.  How's that for motivation!

I've started running on my treadmill in the evenings.   Settin' an hour aside for exercise.  I'm not rating my success by distance, time or even weight loss.  Nope, I rating it on the butt jiggle scale.  That's right, how much does my butt jiggle when I start running.  Right now it is a 10!  That translates into my cheeks playing paddy cake with the pavement behind me. Talk about road rash!

Anyhow, there it is, my warning to you.  I'll try to keep you updated on my butt jiggle.  I know y'all will be dying to know how it's progressing.

27 comments:

North Idaho Dreamin' said...

YOU GO GIRL! I never thought about it, but I'm guessing it will probably be a pretty good motivator to have 145 people watching you on a mission like that!! I admire your tenacity, and wish you luck....

West Side of Straight said...

You're more gutzy than me; even tho I would like to do that too! But to see a 62 yr old gma in a bikini would be "unthinkable"!!!! I'll quietly keep on trying with you, but won't do the bikini!!! Good luck!

K. T. Sparks said...

That is really a brave thing to do Kit! I am proud of you for setting such a goal for yourself and putting your butt on the line, so to speak!!!!! You will look great but you already look great!

Gail said...

I am pleased with your goal, I, however, have long abandoned bikinis.

Gravity has made it no longer possible for a bikini to hold anything I have in one place.

Dusty Devoe said...

You go girl! Bikini's are not in my wardrobe anymore! You can do it. Monday I hit curves really hard! Once I set my mind to it, I get motivated!

Shirley said...

Oh my! I'll have to show this post to Ted!
I'm with Gail on this one; no bikini- it's a scary thought!

Rising Rainbow said...

LOL, that's quite a visual on the jiggle...but I can relate. You go girl!!

Hope you have a very Happy New Year!!

Maria said...

That's the way to motivate, a big public statement - no hiding or backing out. Hmmmm - nope I'm not doing the bikini pic but cuddos to you, I'm sure you are going to look great.

lisa said...

That is great, I will make sure I mark it on the calender! I am sure that you will look great because that is a motivation getter. Maybe I should do the same, but not only my butt is involved so is my tummy, I feel that I am starting to get a shelf to put my arms on!

Maria said...

Good Luck! That was funny comparison, lol.

Growing Up A Country Girl said...

Good Luck! What a way to add a little pressure plus your "followers" will increase! Ha!

fernvalley01 said...

Go for it girl! You are already too cute but if its what you want. The only bikini/bathing suit shot I would do is if they came with long sleeves and pants

LadyFi said...

LOL! Good luck with reducing your butt jiggles!

prashant said...

I feel that I am starting to get a shelf to put my arms on!

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prairierunner said...

Go for it.....I'd join you but NO one is ever going to see this old bod in a bikini EVER...even if it didn't have a jiggle or a wrinkle:)

christy said...

you go girl!! I'd join in too, but I don't thing anything could help these wings I've got going on over here :)

~The South Dakota Cowgirl~ said...

You go girl!

Sydney said...

woo hoo! You go. I wouldn't post the picture of myself in a bikini on my blog for a couple reasons 1) I have the worst tank top tan ever. My arms are brown but my stomach and legs look like a freezer chicken 2) my friends buried me in the sand up to my bikini bottoms. Not exactly flattering.

Cowgirl Goods said...

WOW! You can do this! Remember if you don't like the picture you have photoshop;) That is what the superstars do when they aren't happy with the picture. Great challenge! But I posted my resolutions;)

Moonstonemama said...

Right on Girl!! You can do it!!!!!

lifein3dee said...

Holy cow!!! Wow. You're brave.

Tammy said...

I'm with you. Not on the bikini but on getting my body back! Heading to the gym again next week. My goal is my long abandoned Levi's. It hurts just looking at them. These thighs must go into them comfortably by March 1. Now THAT I will post of picture of! LOL!

Good luck! Keep us posted of the jiggle progress.....

Far Side of Fifty said...

You will do great! Bikini huh? You are brave..but I will be rooting you on! :)

Janice said...

Good on ya. I have my own goal to reach as well,however my bikini days are long gone but I'm definitely root'n for you.

Farmchick said...

LOL--you are too funny!! I'm with ya on the goal but not on the posting of the picture!! Well, unless I really do well and get my pre-lastchildbody back!! haha

the cubicle's backporch said...

You go girl!! I'll keep my fingers crossed for you!

My deadline is a little sooner... we're going on a cruise in May!!

Andrea said...

You go girl! Good for you! I could never ever be in a two piece again....people would yell for the fat dead bloated zebra to get off the beach!! LOL!! kids ruined that for me!! But that's okay, because trust me, nobody wants to see me anyway! LOL

But I wish you the best of luck! Eat lost of veggies and meat! OH, and my one friend drinks some protein milk stuff. I think it's called power milk or something like that. It helps you build muscle!! Good luck!!