I was deboning a chicken for tortilla soup at lunch. I came across the wishbone. I made two wishes...one for each hand of course. Left hand....win the lotto. Right hand....husband gets well soon. Well left hand won!
I ran into the bedroom and yelled to the husband that we are going to win the lotto. Told him it was destined by chicken bone. But sorry, you're not gettin' well anytime soon. It's the price you must pay to win the lotto!
I'll be seeing you RIP Johnny Handsome
1 week ago