Wedgie Free Please

Usually I give the husband a very detailed list for Christmas. It includes the what, where and how of the present. That way he doesn't have to fret much with my present buying. Well this year, I couldn't really think of much of nothing for Christmas. Plus he has been working lots and hadn't had time to shop. So I didn't give the husband a list. On Christmas Eve, he asked what he could get me. I gave him a couple ideas and turned him loose on the town. Boy, I don't think some of the sales associates 'round here will ever be the same!

Christmas morning, he wakes me up at 4:45 to see if I am ready to open presents. Yeah, I'm not kiddin'! Finally, at 5, I rolled out of bed and went into the living room. Santa had come and our stockings were full.

Quite the mound of stuff, huh! As I made my way thru the goodies, this one item caught my eye....

Only my husband would go in search of wedgie free panties (which was not one of the items I had mentioned. Nor have I ever mentioned to my knowledge). He told me there was a funny story behind them. He went to the store in search of 'em. He finally found the sales associate that worked in the section and asked where the "wedgie free" panties were. I think she gave him a rather odd look but took him to the area. He said there were all kinds of wedgie free, no ride up drawers. As he sat there and looked, on one of the main isles of course, he grew a little embarrassed. The sales associate asked him what kind he was looking for. He replied he didn't know, just wedgie free. He grabbed what he thought were good ones and she said you sure you want those? He said he didn't know. The girl said those are also know as "granny panties." The husband said he threw 'em down like a hot potato. No granny panties allowed in the Crazy M house! He advised the girl he had the task under control now and she could return to her post. He searched the masses of wedgie free drawers until he found some he thought would work, hipsters. He was a little disappointed he couldn't find the bikinis but the hipsters were much better than "granny panties."

Later that morning after the present openin', I took a shower and tried a pair of my new wedgie free panties. I'll be doggone, all day long, I didn't have one wedgie. They are true to their advertising! The husband has released me from the evils of wedgies! Oh what a great Christmas!