Friday, December 26, 2008

Wedgie Free Please

Usually I give the husband a very detailed list for Christmas. It includes the what, where and how of the present. That way he doesn't have to fret much with my present buying. Well this year, I couldn't really think of much of nothing for Christmas. Plus he has been working lots and hadn't had time to shop. So I didn't give the husband a list. On Christmas Eve, he asked what he could get me. I gave him a couple ideas and turned him loose on the town. Boy, I don't think some of the sales associates 'round here will ever be the same!

Christmas morning, he wakes me up at 4:45 to see if I am ready to open presents. Yeah, I'm not kiddin'! Finally, at 5, I rolled out of bed and went into the living room. Santa had come and our stockings were full.


Quite the mound of stuff, huh! As I made my way thru the goodies, this one item caught my eye....


Only my husband would go in search of wedgie free panties (which was not one of the items I had mentioned. Nor have I ever mentioned to my knowledge). He told me there was a funny story behind them. He went to the store in search of 'em. He finally found the sales associate that worked in the section and asked where the "wedgie free" panties were. I think she gave him a rather odd look but took him to the area. He said there were all kinds of wedgie free, no ride up drawers. As he sat there and looked, on one of the main isles of course, he grew a little embarrassed. The sales associate asked him what kind he was looking for. He replied he didn't know, just wedgie free. He grabbed what he thought were good ones and she said you sure you want those? He said he didn't know. The girl said those are also know as "granny panties." The husband said he threw 'em down like a hot potato. No granny panties allowed in the Crazy M house! He advised the girl he had the task under control now and she could return to her post. He searched the masses of wedgie free drawers until he found some he thought would work, hipsters. He was a little disappointed he couldn't find the bikinis but the hipsters were much better than "granny panties."

Later that morning after the present openin', I took a shower and tried a pair of my new wedgie free panties. I'll be doggone, all day long, I didn't have one wedgie. They are true to their advertising! The husband has released me from the evils of wedgies! Oh what a great Christmas!

21 comments:

gtyyup said...

I've got tears in my eyes...that is so funny!! Glad you had a wedgie free Christmas!

missy said...

hahaha!!! that is soooo funny!!!
but he was very thoughtful!!!!

Ed said...

LMAO!!!!!

Tatersmama said...

I spit my coffee all over the computer screen!
God Bless the man. You're lucky to have him...and just as lucky to not have wedgie-free granny pants!

OMG... your butt will be in the back of my mind all day!!!
GO AWAY!

Janie said...

That's hilarious! Came by via...oh, heck, I don't know, I just loved your blog title.

DVM's Wife said...

Oh picturing this whole scene is way too funny! What a good laugh!
Love your blog's new PS facelift!

Hugs! Meg (Punchy) said...

THAT was funny! Ha! God love him...
Here's to a wedgie "free" year!

Love ya!

Neas Nuttiness said...

I think that it is adorable that your husband would do that for you!

Paige said...

I cannot imagine a better gift than not having to pick at my drawers all day!

Go hubby

Mikey said...

Oh geez, ROTFL!! Your hubby is the best! I HAVE to get me some of those panties!!
You girl, are tooooo funny!! Totally made me laugh out loud!

LadyFi said...

Well done your husband!

Very funny post! I definitely need some of those wedgie-free pants too!

Jamie said...

Your husband is very thoughtful....Wedgies are soooo not cool at all. Love this post!

Jamie said...

I forgot to add that I LOVE your new header too!

prairierunner said...

What.A.Hoot!!

carrielt said...

I saw those on a commercial but thought they can't be that great. I might have to buy some now.

I would have killed to see your husband in the panties area.

CTG Ponies said...

What a guy!!! Sounds like he got you the best gift of all and he thought of it all by himself!

-Jen said...

That is just too funny!! That husband of yours is a keeper...flowers when he's been a turd and then wedgie-free (LOL) panties...most men would go for the ones that are nothin but a wedgie! What a thoughtful gift. Thanks for makin me laugh! I love your posts.

Train Wreck said...

I am laughing sooo hard I can't even typee!! haaaaaaaahaaaaaaa! Wedgie Free! My husband would never! EVER!! I think that is awesome! Of course if you wore the "already there" panties you wouldn't have to worry about wedgies! You know the other name for "Flip Flop" panties.... Nope they are pretty comfy, and you can't tell they are there...er..ahem... um, ahh...
So I have heard! What!?! I am a granny panty kinda girl! No really I am, seriously I am! Wanna see....

Train Wreck said...

BTW I LOVE your background! hmmm looks familar? Now where have I see this before!? Great that means I have to find a NEW one?? Flip you for it... or how bout if I come over and see if those panties are really "Wedgie Free?" LMAO!!! Love you sista!

kdwhorses said...

ROTFL!! Never heard of them before!

The W.O.W. factor said...

LOL!!! Atleast he put lots of "thought" into that gift! No wedgie and no granny panties! I'd be hangin' on to that fella! ;)